First and foremost I would like to officially blame this crazy winter weather (which will formally be known as "The Great Freeze of 2011") on the arrival of the Packers and the Steelers in Dallas today for the upcoming Super Bowl. The high tomorrow is to be 15 degrees with a wind chill of 0. (Zero, y'all!) Also we will be having freezing rain and snow. (SNOW, y'all!!)
Now, I know some of you reading this are used to this kind of weather, (I'm looking at you Susan) but we here in The Great State of Texas are NOT. We can't handle it, we're not prepared for it and quite frankly we just don't like it! I don't even own a coat thick enough to endure this shit. Packers, Steelers...hurry up and go home and take your weather with you. K thanks.
|I miss our beatuiful Summer Sunsets!|
You can bet your sweet ass that if I make it to 98, I'll be eating chips and queso for every damn meal if I want to, as well as drinking Maker's Mark directly out of the bottle every day, and there is nothing you or my hypothetical daughter can say about it. Got it?!
I mean, queso wasn't even INVENTED when this lady was born!! Let her enjoy it, damnit!! Am I wrong??
That is all. Carry on.