Thursday, February 9, 2012


HI INTERNET!!!  I'm back!  We decided to try to save money so we cut out our cable and internet for the past 6 months.  And guess what? We didn't spend money on the cable/internet for 6 months.  You know what we did spend it on?  Because I sure as hell don't.  I know I don't have a pile of saved money laying around, that's for sure.

So I decided that since we were spending the money anyway, we might as well get cable/internet back, and I didn't have to twist Big Dinosaur's arm too far before he caved.  After all, it's pretty hard to deny a huge ass pregnant lady anything she wants.

Bianca and I, about a month ago.  Huge. Ass. Pregnant.

Speaking of huge ass pregnant ladies....I'm a HUGE ASS PREGNANT LADY!!  I am currently 36 weeks with our son and holy shit, y'all, have I got some fun stories to tell!  There is a lot they don't tell you about being pregnant.  I think other moms don't want to scare younger women out of having kids so they keep all this shit secret, then when you experience all these fun side effects their all, "Oh yeah, that's normal."  Thanks.  Could have told me about "lightning crotch."  Thanks.

But for now, I just wanted to let you all know I'm BACK and I'll be keeping up more frequently.


The Other Elle said...

YAY! Welcome back!
And congrats on the pregnancy. What names are you thinking about? (The decision-making process in the hunt for The Perfect Name is always good for a story or two!)

CatZilla said...

Thanks Elle!! We are super excited to welcome Baby Dinosaur into the world. Officially his name will be Joe Ben Bailey IV. The deal was that if he was a he, he would get his daddy's/granddaddy's/great-granddaddy's name, but if he would have been a she, I would have gotten to pick the name and daddy got NO SAY! :) Thanks foe reading!!