Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Bianca Debate

For those of you who don't know, Bianca is our precious puppy that we adopted last year.  She is a 3 year old boxer/pitt mix and is the apple of our eye.  As much as Big Dinosaur and I love her, we argue about her frequently.  Well, not argue...more like we have a heated debate going and I'd like to get all of your opinions so that all of the internets will know I'm right and Big Dinosaur is wrong.  Again.

Here's the issue- One day about 2 months ago, I casually mentioned that I thought Bianca closely resembled a polar bear.  Thing is, I wasn't even talking to Big Dinosaur when I said it, I was talking to Bianca and he overheard.

Me to Bianca: You're just a big 'ol polar bear, arn't you?!?! Yes you are! Yes you are! (Don't give me shit, you know you talk to your animals like that too.)

Joe: Did you just call her a polar bear??

Me: Yeah....Doesn't she look like one?

Joe: Ha!  Uhh yeah, I guess if you remove the brown spots..and add about 400 pounds and a massive amount of fur...oh and of course the fact that SHE'S A DOG!!   You're crazy.

Me: It's not that far of a stretch.  To Bianca: Daddy doesn't have an imagination.

Joe: What?

Me: Nothing...

I know you can't tell, but I actually photoshopped this.

So Big Dinosaur proceeds to relay this story to all of our friends over the next few weeks and everyone gets a good giggle at my expense.  Seems no one agrees that our beautiful puppy resembles a massive polar beast.  But then, last week, out of the blue this happens:

Joe:  Bianca looks like an Ewok.

Me: Whhhaaaa??!?!  You mean the FICTIONAL characters from Star Wars? The ones that don't even exist?!?!  You think she looks like an Ewok. Seriously?!!?  More than a polor bear...and ACTUAL animal!

Joe: Ok, ok I walked into that one.

Me: Oh yeah, you did.  I don't even remember seeing any WHITE Ewoks.  I'm pretty sure they don't come in white.  How could you hide in the forest if you were a white Ewok?  You couldn't.  Oh yeah, and not to mention the fact that THEY DON'T EXITS!!!

Not even close to believable.

So the debate began.  I say polar bear, Big Dinosaur says Ewok.  Kind people of the internets, I would like to leave it up to you.  What do you think?


Anonymous said...

Polar bear all the way!

Anonymous said...

Polar bear!

Anonymous said...

I'm with you Cat!

Anonymous said...

polar bear....winning

CatZilla said...

WooHoo! Current score:

Polar Bear: 4
Ewok: 0

I'm sooo much righter than Joe. :) Thanks y'all!

Mandy said...

Ben reminds me of a I call him my little lamb.

Andi said...

polar bear!!!! :) for sure!!

"Susan Says..." said...

Bianca unquestionably resembles a smooshie wooshie polar bear.

And Buzzy looks like a seal when I hold is ears back. So, he and Bianca would get along very well.