Here's the issue- One day about 2 months ago, I casually mentioned that I thought Bianca closely resembled a polar bear. Thing is, I wasn't even talking to Big Dinosaur when I said it, I was talking to Bianca and he overheard.
Me to Bianca: You're just a big 'ol polar bear, arn't you?!?! Yes you are! Yes you are! (Don't give me shit, you know you talk to your animals like that too.)
Joe: Did you just call her a polar bear??
Me: Yeah....Doesn't she look like one?
Joe: Ha! Uhh yeah, I guess if you remove the brown spots..and add about 400 pounds and a massive amount of fur...oh and of course the fact that SHE'S A DOG!! You're crazy.
Me: It's not that far of a stretch. To Bianca: Daddy doesn't have an imagination.
|I know you can't tell, but I actually photoshopped this.|
So Big Dinosaur proceeds to relay this story to all of our friends over the next few weeks and everyone gets a good giggle at my expense. Seems no one agrees that our beautiful puppy resembles a massive polar beast. But then, last week, out of the blue this happens:
Joe: Bianca looks like an Ewok.
Me: Whhhaaaa??!?! You mean the FICTIONAL characters from Star Wars? The ones that don't even exist?!?! You think she looks like an Ewok. Seriously?!!? More than a polor bear...and ACTUAL animal!
Joe: Ok, ok I walked into that one.
Me: Oh yeah, you did. I don't even remember seeing any WHITE Ewoks. I'm pretty sure they don't come in white. How could you hide in the forest if you were a white Ewok? You couldn't. Oh yeah, and not to mention the fact that THEY DON'T EXITS!!!
|Not even close to believable.|
So the debate began. I say polar bear, Big Dinosaur says Ewok. Kind people of the internets, I would like to leave it up to you. What do you think?