tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post2732013413165559153..comments2023-04-02T04:52:29.910-05:00Comments on CatZilla vs Life: Kick Ass Customer ServiceAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05101121416013845329noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-40458871884901757852011-05-03T18:08:11.405-05:002011-05-03T18:08:11.405-05:00Oh I LOVE the "Do you know who I am..." ...Oh I LOVE the "Do you know who I am..." part!<br />One time in high school, I was standing in line for food (cafeteria ladies can be s l o w). This huge group of basketball players cut in front of me, and I was like "hey, I was next!" So one really tall kid (you know MY stature) was like "uh, do you know who I am?" and I was like, "Some asshole cutting me in line? See ya" and got in front of him. I almost threw up because I can't believe I said that - but hey, I was hungry too! <br />But why do people think they can say that? Jerks.tcutravelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07239953085132836694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-87187118953591661742011-04-15T12:01:14.745-05:002011-04-15T12:01:14.745-05:00hahahah! Thanks Kitty Cat! You made me laugh today...hahahah! Thanks Kitty Cat! You made me laugh today! :) Keep it up! xoxoxAndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15653451431857878214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-29569655849890139542011-04-12T08:48:41.704-05:002011-04-12T08:48:41.704-05:00LH- Hahaha, possibly a creativity bonus?LH- Hahaha, possibly a creativity bonus?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05101121416013845329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-17856977888553552012011-04-12T05:54:50.124-05:002011-04-12T05:54:50.124-05:00Oh come on, the orphanage was on fire while being ...Oh come on, the orphanage was on fire while being attacked by a giant octopus. Not only giant but PURPLE. Surely there is a teeny bit of compassion for purple octopus wrangling because as far as I am concerned Octopuses are the spiders of the sea.<br /><br />Give the patient a medal of honor AND then reschedule.lifeshighwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14389824485602821605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-40866938921984203632011-04-11T11:31:50.788-05:002011-04-11T11:31:50.788-05:00@Pabs- I already did. Wait...that kind of sounds ...@Pabs- I already did. Wait...that kind of sounds like...no, I mean...I gave them fictional herpes...wait..that still sounds like..Oh, never mind. <br /><br />@TTO- I KNOW! I was wondering if anyone was going to catch my "Win" Haha. Also, the books say "these are not real books" I'm so lame..<br /><br />@Susan- I never even thought of a squirt bottle!! I could also use a rolled up piece of newspaper for the really aggressive ass-jackets...You're so SMART!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05101121416013845329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-91542739237485846762011-04-11T11:19:58.860-05:002011-04-11T11:19:58.860-05:00If one of ths cats is doing something very naughty...If one of ths cats is doing something very naughty (making pancakes and not offering me any, as an example), I give them a squirt from a spray bottle. I have, upon occasion, used this onmy children. It's very effective--I suggest you keeponw by your desk and use it on these flaming assholes. They'll back off quick.<br /><br />Hilarious post. As usual."Susan Says..."https://www.blogger.com/profile/15125670207047187567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-38909594381540143712011-04-10T16:23:29.522-05:002011-04-10T16:23:29.522-05:00It's almost scary how much alike we are. Serio...It's almost scary how much alike we are. Seriously? TWINS.<br /><br />Not only do we both hate the customer service area we are in, we blog about it. Awesome.<br /><br />AND! You have long curly brown hair?! ME TOOOOO<br /><br />I love your stories. And that clever little "win" you added it. <br /><br />You're gooood.Kayleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16115480414186477674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4610593466807409707.post-73429949060989603472011-04-10T10:58:27.389-05:002011-04-10T10:58:27.389-05:00Give them herpes, give them herpes!Give them herpes, give them herpes!Pablohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04639412764120315661noreply@blogger.com